Monday, February 15, 2010

BORING EGG NOODLE IN MISO SOUP?

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Removed Review: It says "RAMEN" in Katakana, Big Japanese typo, on the window.

YOU FXXXIN" LAIR!!!!!!

Doin' Japo Wrong!

I Fxxxin' ordered a Miso-Ramen.
Even though I knew it's a typical PSEUDO JAPO by 100% Chinese when I walked in, I thought Miso-Ramen is a safe thing to order.

I WAS TOTALLY WRONG.

The Miso-Ramen broth was same as Miso-soup!
That's right. You heard me right.
So, I had a egg noodle in Miso-soup in stead of having a Miso-Ramen!
Whats-up with that?
Miso-soup and Miso-Ramen broth are TOTALLY DIFFERENT, DUMBASS!!!!
What's wrong with you people?
Jesus FXXXin' Christ!!!!!

There are many fresh egg noodle with nice ramen-broth in a package for 2 to 3 person you can get about $3.75 to $5 at any Japanese super-market.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/instant-ramen-san-francisco-2#hrid:Fiwz4tNuob4ska1-_ocI5A/src:self

The Instant Ramen is better than what I had in here, period.

But I was once got fresh egg noodle without ramen-broth by accident.
So, I looked around my kitchen cabinet and I found a instant Miso-soup.
That was that. I made a egg noodle in Miso-soup. Tasted boring.
BORING BORING BORING.
But, do you want to pay for this shit?
For a BORING EGG NOODLE IN MISO SOUP?
FXXX!
I paid 7.50 for the shit.
Goddammit!
GO FXXX A Goat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCkSwgvDmM

In addition,
I had one special Te-Maki, $3.50 and a couple Maguro Nigiri, $4.25, as a test.

FAILED!

People here were extremely nice to me, I think because they feel guilty serving the food as Japanese food.
They even gave me a bbq salmon that I didn't order.
They must feel guilty.

P.S., The place has 4 small Tatami-Rooms, 4 to 5 people for each room. What a waste! The place was maybe doing really well in 70's and 80's when Japan was doin' great before the bubble economy broke.

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