Monday, February 22, 2010

Macy's Men's-a message to all women!

Removed Review:

I don't believe this is my 400th.
Ruined my plan too.

I got my review FLAGGED AGAIN and AGAIN!!!!
What did I wrong with the review?
Is it irrelevance review?
"Irrelevance"?
!!!!!
That's the word I can not even pronounce.

I thought I have fixed the review for the1st one & 2nd one.
So, I need to add more of How Good Macy's Men's was in the end.

Hi Nobu,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Macy's Men's Store. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines: http://www.yelp.com/fa... - Irrelevance. Reviews aren't the place for rants about your political ideologies or a business' advertisements.

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San Francisco, California

Hi, Sydney.
So, I re-re-re-write. Please let me know if it's still lacks sufficient, relevant firsthand information regarding this establishment, offensive to users of the Yelp Site.

Sincerely,

nobu K.

NEVER GIVE UP SERIOUSLY!

So, here we go.
Again!
And again!

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I have a message to all women.
FXXX lots of men.
FXXX them!
All women deserve to be a bitch and right to say, " I don't need a stupid man telling me what to do!"

I am just disappointed about straight male lately.
Because,

http://www.firstcoastn...

And Gov. Eliot Spitzer.
What a prick he is.
Eliot Spitzer is Nothing but the picnic table Fxxxing dude or GW.
Made me sick.

In Japan, A 25 years old man who never had any jobs after graduate high school, bought a knife about 10 days ago and began to stab people randomly and killed 2.

I was talking to my office mate who just broke up her Indian boyfriend who couldn't stand up for her because his family hated her only because she isn't Indian.
They were together for 3 years.

A guy was w/ his boss, 75 years old man, having a phone conference interview with the city of Los Altos, the interview for the civic center master plan, the represents of Los Altos mentioned the city needs bigger street signs. His boss said out loud, " Oh, for Asian drivers!". The represents got silent. few days later the boss got a e-mail said, "we don't need you for the master plan job."

http://www.youtube.com...

And, Domestic Violence to women and children.
I am sick of hearing it!
This is just one of them.
http://www.sfgate.com/...

What's goin'on for straight men these days ?
What's wrong with them?
More likely "CXXX" male version, because they are Dickless Son of a Bitch.
There are many "CXXX-man" in straight male.
They don't love you but they just FXXX you!
So, it doesn't matter "it" is a Picnic Table or Woman!

This is So Screwed up!
I still hope there are straight men who does right thing.

So, I needed something to think positive about my self.
I just want to be a man who just respect women.
No matter what, bitch, lesbo, dyke, Asian women who look like Yoda at a post office or Russian women who look like Jabba the hutt eat mackerel sushi with Mayo. etc...
You name it, I respect them all.

So, I thought I need some ........ Gayness.
I think Gay men are "Dick Head" more than straight men in some degree.
But, there is a difference.
The difference is,
Straight talk.
Straight men doesn't talk straight.
Straight men always lies, manipulate and sneak out.
So, Most straight men are Dickless.
Can you talk "Straight"?
Straight Talk is, that's my gay men friends do.
They don't give shit.
If you can not have "Straight Talk", you are a Dick head & Dickless MuthaFXXXer.

That's why I thought I need...... Gayness.
Not Guiness.
Gayness.
To help me think positive and joy.
By the way, I like guys in QVC.
Especially the big bold head white guy,and the tall dark hair dark skin guy always wear sweater.
Jewelly guy & Omaha steak guy.
They are very nice and gay, I mean, happy all the time.

I think gayness starts from shoes.
So, I went to MM=Men's Macy's to get a good pair of shoes.
MyGF recommended MM.
The service was good. These guys were really COOL,PATIENT and helpful.
I have wide feet like Donald Duck and high-instep, calls Typical Asian feet.
Only shoes fit my feet is Birkenstocks but I hate them.
My GF told me that I will be able to find a right pair of shoes at MM's and She was right!
I got a pair of ECCO, great black dress shoes.
FIT SO WELL!!!
I went to the right place, Mecca of Gayness for an old straight Asian man.
No, no, no, Please don't get me wrong here politically.
Mecca of Good Lookin' Men!!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The First Female Sushi Chef in the city!

Hi Nobu,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Kabuto Sushi. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it contains personal attacks.

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Removed Review:
This review is Straight and Gay men only.
Have you ever sit on your testicle? Have you squished between thighs?
It hurts, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Or,... Have you forgot to rearranged the position of the balls between thighs?
So, Have you ever walk funny right before the arrangement?
Sometimes outside skin of the bag stick on inside of thighs, Ugh! I hate it. I ask my self still WHY I am a man?
I hate to fix my crotch every 17 minutes. Girls start notice the issue when they are about 12 years old. It'll be so nice to be a woman because you don't need to deal with the balls rearrangement. But, am I forgetting something? Yeah, I forgot that women are dealing with period every months. So, it'll be great to just get rid of all testicle & penis! No balls rearrangement and No period. Well, I think there was a system in China, No balls and No penis men were existed. How nice! I don't know, I don't know what the FXXX was goin' on. I wasn't ready for this, OKay? Okay.
So, Get this.

The First Female Sushi Chef in the city!

And she is Japanese. But the main chef is a guy who used to work for old Kabuto when Kabuto was cross the street. The old Kabuto was owned by a good Japanese sushi chef. But I don't want to talk about the old Kabuto because it is a success and really sad story. I've heard the old man own a sushi bar up in the Napa or somewhere in north. Anyway. I ordered, all Nigiri, Shima Aji Katsuo Tataki Bachi Maguro Shime-Saba with thin sliced KonBu was nice touch! Hirame Ika Tamago + a small Yebisu Beer + tax= 43.40. It's all done by the Non-Japanese Male sushi chef. Nice slice, well-prepared Katsuo, Shime-Saba were good. Sushi-rice was decent, a bit hard, not a over "sweeted". The only thing bothered me was that the size of the Nigiri were a bit too small for me. The means that the place is focus on Non-Japanese customers, Not a hard core Japanese Sushi eaters. I still read reviews that girls sayin' too much rice even though the girl has such a big mouth can take 2 BJ at once! FXXX YOU! The most important part of SUSHI is how to prepare GOOD-Sushi-RICE. and fish. And sure enough, there was a white-couple came in, The dude was looked like bold head version of the original Maxwell Smart ( Get Smart ) 40's FiDi kind guy. His date, she had long dirty blond, tall BigRed lips Miss Piggy. Soon after they sat by the counter, they started deep-French-kissing each other. Ugh! FXXX YOU TOO! Do French-Kiss OUTSIDE, You UGLY WHORE! WHATTHE HELL you think where you are in? It's a SUSHI BAR here. I take SUSHI BAR as be in a shrine. I take be in SUSHI BAR seriously respectful. The way the couple using chopsticks was outrage too. I don't want to get into the detail because UGLY AS FXXX. The female chef greeted me with very nice respectful-Japanese. So, I asked her, " Can you do Nigiri?" She replied very politely, " Yes, sometimes, but I only know a little bit of how to cut a fresh whole fish." The all conversation was in Japanese. Kabuto is 50% Japanese. VERY CLEAN Counter. Nice Oshibori= hot cloth napkin, and I love the Great Big Agari= Hot Japanese tea. Great service too. So far, I must say OUT LOUD that one of the BEST Non-Japanese Authentic Sushi Chef in the city. WELL-DONE, Sir. Well-done. I like Kabuto a lot better than the FXXXin' Rude KiSS THE SEA FOOD for sure! Non-Japanese-Good-Sushi Chef list. 1. Kabuto 2. Okoze 3. Balboa Sushi House I forgot to mention, the female Sushi Chef is very pretty. YEAH! Btw, Ken K send me a info that where the old Kabuto Chef now. He is at Vivify, Shasta.http://www.yelp.com/biz/vivify-mt-shasta

Cigarettes Should be Higher. A Lot!

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Removed Review: I do have a problem seeing this store. Why this store has 2 locations within 10 blocks in the Richmond district? Because more Asians and Russians? Or, I should say, more X-communist countries people are in this district? I have a high school friend in Japan who had his lungs operation twice. Twice! He is still smoking. All of my high school friends in Japan are smoking. Such dumb asses! Everytime I go back to Japan, I have to take a shower at least 3 times a day because the smoke gets in my eyes, hair, jacket, it grosses me out. I love Japan but their smoking habit needs to change. So as China, Korea. All those smoking Asians and X-communists are very sexist too. Does anyone notice? Why is that? Is there any connection between smoking and sexist? Cigarettes should not be cheaper! I think the price should be higher. I strongly suggest the governor and city should ban this store.

I don't like his jerkoff face.

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Removed Review: There is a flat TV monitor showin' their Ad at the right next to the front door, the owner speaks out for the place calls Juban.

I don't like him suckin around botherin me on the TV monitor at Japantown.

I don't like his jerkoff name.

I don't like his jerkoff face.

I don't like his jerkoff talking about the FXXXin' WaGyu,
and I don't like him Jerk off.

A conversation between Dude and a Police officer, in The Big Lebowski.
I couldn't find the clip from Youtube.

WaGyu?
BullShit!!!

Kobe Beef?
BULLSHIT!!!

I know it's a good shit but so what?
I just don't get the FXXXin' Japponized "Gourmet" Shit.
I don't like the arrogant attitude.
I don't mind payin' big for a real chef's hands-on cookin' food.
But not here.
And Yaki-Niku was cheap thing.
I would rather find something cheap meat and BBQ-in' my house.

I am not just into the idea of .... those ..... WaGyu, Kobe Beef, Foie gras, ... You know what I mean?

To me, it's BullShit.
I'll pass on the WaGyu.
No thanks.

Btw, hen a, said, "same...i just like good food...doesn't have to be highest quality $$$$$$ ingredients....like that foodnetwork throwdown with bobby flay...a military cook beat bobby flay to a steak challenge with the cheapest toughest cut of meat they serve soliders...bobby flay used some super expensive high quality bone-in rib-eye that looked like it was carved out of the animal....it's all about making good food...not just about spending $$$$$$ on some sake fed kobe cow meat...."

Couldn't agree more.

Bobby Flay?
FXXX the idiot!

Hey Ed Jew!

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Removed Review:
Hey Ed Jew, dont make it bad.
Take tapioca balls and go screw yourself.
Remember to let the verdict into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Ed Jew, should be afraid.
You made a filthy Asian style yogurt store for kids.
The minute you let the verdict under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Ed Jew, FXXX you,
Carry the world right up in your Ass.
For well you know that its a fool who plays jackass
By making your ass a little smaller.

Hey Ed Jew, You let us down.
You have found you are guilty, now go and get your ass banged.
Remember to let the verdict into your ass,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Ed Jew, Fxxx you,
Youre waiting for someone to Fxxx with you in jail.
And dont you know that its just you, hey Ed Jew, youll do,
The movement you need is right in your Ass.

Hey Ed Jew, go Fxxx your self.
Take tapioca balls into your ass and make it better.
Remember to let the verdict into your ass,
Then youll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Ed Jew...
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Ed Jew...
Do do~la, doola, doola, doola,
Do do~la, doola, doola, doola,

.........
Sigh.....
I like Asian style yogurt too.
But the Quickly is really Nasty filthy disgusting piece of Shit..
I know the review will get fragged.

I mean flagged.

But I just can't stand Ed Jew.
What a Lier-Lawyer he was.

Who is Ed Jew?
The owner of the Quickly and he was a City supervisor and a dickless son ofaBitch.
It's depressing to know that a Lier like him was a elected supervisor.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/10/BAN113EKRJ.DTL

Ken K. said, " Every politician is corrupt, I bet some of those other SF supervisors have done a lot worse. Ed was just an easier target because he's Asian. Either way, SF city government is a big joke."

I totally agree!!!!
Ed Jew was a small ass low life muzafxxxer.

about Sushi Boom on Geary Blvd, San Francisco, CA

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Removed Review of Sushi Boom.:

It's a Crocodile Fxxxhouse.
by 3 Dirty Sanchez.

The Raw fish in the glass case were half-dried, you can see the color changed to BROWN the edges of Tuna and Hamachi.
Because the fish were cooked by the lights from the ceiling.
Shit!
Isn't the Tuna suppose to be RED?
Isn't the Hamachi suppose to be white?
Isn't the Salmon suppose to be pink?

Fxxx me but I went there twice.
I deleted the 1st review by my self because I thought the first 2 lines are:

1. Not nice.
2. Not propriety.
3. offend against public.
4. sounds racism.
5. I was afraid get flagged and removed.

But, I could say anything else.

But I decided to bring this up because I was walking by the other day and i was almost walking in, but I can tell by just lookin' from the window, I saw the same shit.

"It's a Crocodile Fxxxhouse" means that it was really Filthy, DIRTY Counter!!!
Ew!

by "3 Dirty Sanchez" menas that 3 Non-Asian people were makin' Sushi.
They treat Sushi as taco. Everything fell apart.
Urgh!

The Raw fish were SO Badly kept.
Yuck!

I know my original review wasn't "NICE" but I think I have a right to say the place is seriously filthy and BAD.

One of the WORST sushi place in town, PERIOD.

Btw,
This is a list of my worst sushi experience in SF if you interested.

http://www.yelp.com/list/sushit-san-francisco

Rita C. said,
"I totally used to go there when I was a freshmen in college to drink underage :p
Sushi sucks there though... I got food poisoning from them once!

I am not surprised that food poisoning.
Because OLD FISH!
Urg!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Loving Cup dislikes froyo dude!

Hi nobu,

We're writing to let you know about our decision to remove your reviews of Loving Cup.

Removed Review: Furoyo Dude here.

But, Rice Pudding?

Why?

ugh!

Can't do it.
Sorry but,
I just can't do it.

The baby vomit like MILKY WHITE stuff just drives me FXXXin' CRAZY.

I don't like few white stuff.
I don't like milk.
I don't like Tofu. I like Koya-Tofu better.
I don't like Udon. I like Soba better.
I don't like while bread.
I don't like egg white.
I don't like white rice.
I don't like Swiss cheese
I don't like ranch dressing
and...
I don't like this. ABBA, ONJ and Andy Gibb performing Beach Boys?
I almost throw up when I saw this crap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gt3grMaHZI&feature=related



But there are few white things I like:
Dai-kon radish
Garlic
Vanilla yogurt
White meat fish
Ika
White meat chicken

I am really sorry.
but rice pudding.
I am sure that is really good Organic, Natural stuff but .....
I am sorry.

Isn't it funny because I like eating Natto like a MuzaFXXXer but rice pudding.
Natto is FXXXin' Fermented Soy Bean for crying out loud.

Can't do rice pudding.
It's not you.
It's me.

But, I really like the Frozen Yogurt.
I like the way they make it.
The diarrhea like water-running washing process is a bit annoying but necessary!
I like the pre-made frozen yogurt system.

This is Really Good Frozen Yogurt here.

I also like the combination of the coffee and the Frozen Yogurt.

But, the rice pudding.
Ugh!
Yuck!
Shit!
Gross!
PeeYoo!
Jesus Christ!
FXXX!

I am so sorry.

I like the frozen yogurt very much but I really hate the rice pudding so much.

YoYo Froyo Dude!

By the way,
Charlton L. said, " No rice pudding for me too."

Lolia S. said, " I don't like rice pudding either! "

Wilhelm Y. said, " Blah! Rice pudding!"

Uh-Huh!
I am not alone.
I don't hate you but i am rice pudding hater.

2 girls 1 cup. Remember that shit? i couldn't see the whole FXXXin' thing but my office mate did see it. She was like, "So What? it's nothing. You such a Chicken!" I was like, " I can't. I just can't. This is over my head. wayover. WhoTheHell made the FXXXin'Video?" People are VERY crazy sometimes. That was about a year and half ago. Anyway, Our friend was back from France and visited us for catch up. We went out for a little drive all morning and came back in the city and stop by on Polk to get a bread for dinner. We found a parking right on polk and there was a line for the French cafe so I decided to get a froyo here. I was wanted to try here, the place is new on Polk. There were 2 little girls sharing 1 cup of froyo with their 30 something parents at the Loving Cup. How lovely cup the 2 girls were sharing. 2 girls 1 cup. HolyShit This place has many flavored froyo in their separate freezer. I ordered banana. The store clark lady opened the cabinet like freezer that lower the counter and she took out frozen banana yogurt and mince it, and go threw the froyo machine. The froyo was good and thick, not running watery kind. My GF said, "Uh-huh, not bad, nice & creamy." Our friend back from france, "Tres bien!" But when the store clark lady put the minced banana yogurt threw the machine, there was liquid waste yogurt form running down hard right from the tap of the machine like Puking Diarrhea. I was stunned, I couldn't believe what I was watching. That was not a pleasant scene. That was not something really I like to watch. That was FXXXin' disgusting to watch. FXXX Sake I was ready to eat Frozen Yogurt for crying out loud. I might have a running poop later for Christ sake. Jesus! Lost my appetite for froyo instantly! Never mind what I said. It's a pretty good Froyo. I liked it. But i'll tell you this, I don't want to see the FXXXin' running liquid waste yogurt form before eat the Yogurt. Same reason that I couldn't watch the 2 girls 1 cup. Ugh!!! Loving Cup? What a FXXXin' lame name! Jesus. But, Yes, I'll go back for the good froyo. From now on, I'll close my eyes. i can do that. Forgot to say, Froyo Dude here. YoYo FroyoDude!

Marina Super.

Removed Review: Even though I HATE an Old Well dressed Caucasian Ugly Bitch bump in to me and trying to reach a bre cheese but she said Nothing, I like the Marina Super.

No excuse me or sorry, NOTHING.
She thinks she own the store.
and she was almost bald but blond.
she maybe rich but, my God she was one ugly Bitch!
Get The FXXXin' Bre up in your ass, YouMama!
And your expensive perfume ain't makin' it.

Even though the location is in the pathetic Marina.

Even though the parking is so hectic.

Even though there are Marina-girls just came out from a Gym close the street and wearing tight sweat-pants showin' off their butt and baseball cap with ponytail sticking out.
......................................

I like the Marina Super.

By the way, ......
the store, It's very well organized for every thing.
Vegetables, fruits, canned products are clean and nicely set up.
That shows they do inventory often and that's hard to do.

I come here with my GF often.
People here are always nice, helpful.
Good Roast Chicken.
SCONEHENGE Bakery's "KickAss" English Muffin, it's THICK, no cut, you have to cut half, Awesome, 4 in a plastic bag = $3.59

This place is a good model for any local super market supposed to be doing.
Doing inventory often!
I like the Marina Market.
It's a good market.

PFXXX'ing Chang?

Removed Review: Fxxxin' P.F Chang.

My Boring Ex-Asian girl friend about 8 years ago.
She was not ugly but scanky lookin' but so pathetic idiot whore who loves drink like a fish and eat like a rat in the ChinaTown.
"That" was a mistake.

Fxxxin' PF Chang.

Going out with her was a nightmare.
She was always trying to get so drunk and bitchin' waning for anything happened to her day and lookin' for a fight and went to eat Cheeseburger later.

I said to myself, "Hope I was a bit younger? Nah!"
So, I dumped her.
I think she thought she FXXXed me good but It didn't satisfied me at all, so I dumped her for good and I was happier after!
So, I have learned a lesson that if someone FXXX you good that doesn't mean you two are happy. And might be something wrong in the relation ship too.
I finally found out the difference between FXXX and Love.

Fxxxin' PF Chang.

I still remember that one of my class mate Eric, he didn't want to break-up with his drunk girl friend because he didn't want to be alone.

I said to him, "Get rid of the drunk Bitch and find another one, dude!'

He said, " I don't know. I just don't know I can do that. I don't know I want to look for a girl from scratch again."

I said, "Scratch? You are not a counselor of A meeting, are you? What the FXXX? And you don't want to spend any time to look for a right girl? What a lazy bum you are! You are done Eric, you are Fxxxin' done."

He married her later.

And she divorced him 2 years after.

Fxxxin' PF Chang.

When I was at P.F. Chang's Emeryville, I saw there were few top management officers were in the kitchen inspecting checking every thing. latino cooks, meats, veges, dish washer, refrigerator, floor, plates, bathrooms, Every Fxxxin' thing.
I said to myself what the Fxxx?
I was eating Fxxxin' Chowmein and Potsticker and shit.
It's FXXXin' Chinese Food dumbAss!
Why inspection is needed?
You don't trust Latino cooks making Chowmein?
This was FXXXin' pathetic.
Clean Kitchen Chinese restaurant won't be Chinese restaurant.

Wait-staff were very nice though.

But why do I have to pay more for Asian Fusion with Non-Asian wait-staff rolled up Mushu pork for you!
?
What am I? Crippled? No hands customer?
Am I Crippled Master?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYbvzz4RsU

But I want my Mushu rolled up by my self, So No Thank You!

Fxxxin' PF Chang.

I don't get it.
Fxxxin' over priced.
Same shit like Elephant Bar.

P.S., Jason C said, " bet even Cripple Master could probably roll his own mushu. PFXXXX'ing Changs!"

Say What?
PFXXX'ing Chang?

BORING EGG NOODLE IN MISO SOUP?

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Removed Review: It says "RAMEN" in Katakana, Big Japanese typo, on the window.

YOU FXXXIN" LAIR!!!!!!

Doin' Japo Wrong!

I Fxxxin' ordered a Miso-Ramen.
Even though I knew it's a typical PSEUDO JAPO by 100% Chinese when I walked in, I thought Miso-Ramen is a safe thing to order.

I WAS TOTALLY WRONG.

The Miso-Ramen broth was same as Miso-soup!
That's right. You heard me right.
So, I had a egg noodle in Miso-soup in stead of having a Miso-Ramen!
Whats-up with that?
Miso-soup and Miso-Ramen broth are TOTALLY DIFFERENT, DUMBASS!!!!
What's wrong with you people?
Jesus FXXXin' Christ!!!!!

There are many fresh egg noodle with nice ramen-broth in a package for 2 to 3 person you can get about $3.75 to $5 at any Japanese super-market.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/instant-ramen-san-francisco-2#hrid:Fiwz4tNuob4ska1-_ocI5A/src:self

The Instant Ramen is better than what I had in here, period.

But I was once got fresh egg noodle without ramen-broth by accident.
So, I looked around my kitchen cabinet and I found a instant Miso-soup.
That was that. I made a egg noodle in Miso-soup. Tasted boring.
BORING BORING BORING.
But, do you want to pay for this shit?
For a BORING EGG NOODLE IN MISO SOUP?
FXXX!
I paid 7.50 for the shit.
Goddammit!
GO FXXX A Goat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCkSwgvDmM

In addition,
I had one special Te-Maki, $3.50 and a couple Maguro Nigiri, $4.25, as a test.

FAILED!

People here were extremely nice to me, I think because they feel guilty serving the food as Japanese food.
They even gave me a bbq salmon that I didn't order.
They must feel guilty.

P.S., The place has 4 small Tatami-Rooms, 4 to 5 people for each room. What a waste! The place was maybe doing really well in 70's and 80's when Japan was doin' great before the bubble economy broke.

Hoochie Mama from China?

Hi Nobu,

We're writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Imperial Tea Court. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our Review Guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it is largely irrelevant and contains lewd content.

As a valued member of our community, we hope you will continue to provide great reviews, while keeping in mind our Review Guidelines. See you on Yelp!


Regards,
Kainoa
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

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Removed Review: It's WAY OVER PRICED but I kind of ...like it.
It's like ....get a porn dvd or magazine.
Who is buying PORN these days?
Who is buying porn magazine?
Porn Magazine is still exist but ..why?
Printed Porn materials are .........not so fun anymore.
But, you don't mind it's over priced porn, do you?
We just want to ejaculated, right?
Right.
That's all you want.
We just want a Hoochie Mama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q&feature=related

What is 'Hoochie Mama"?
"Hoochie' sounds really Chinese, doesn't it?
like one of DimSum Combo like,,,Hoochie Man-tao, something like that.
Hey, how about a Hoochie Dimsum combo at Hooter's!

We were walking down the Ferry Building on nice Sunday afternoon looking for a place to get some 'light' lunch, so we walked in here.
It was fun, we had a good time.
The waitresses are very nice.
But.....
It's OVER PRICED SMALL PORTION.
All of it.
we had:
Gaiwan tea service 5 bucks each x 2=10 bucks.
beef stew, 12.50 bucks.
Dimsum combo, 8.95 each x 2= 17.90 bucks.

40.40 + tax+ tip=51.83 bucks for FXXXin' TINY Dimsum Combo and tea service CRAP!
FXXX OFF!

It'll be more than HALF of the price if you go to China Town.
But, I know that you'll get a lousy service at the China Town.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Domo Fxxx You very much!

Hi Nobu,

We're writing to let you know about our decision to remove your reviews of Domo and My Flagged and Removed review. Your reviews were flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that they fall outside our Review Guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because they contain personal attacks and inappropriate content.

As a valued member of our community, we hope you will continue to provide great reviews, while keeping in mind our Review Guidelines. See you on Yelp!


Regards,
Kainoa
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

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Removed Review: 100% Chinese.
Domo and House of NanKing are SO similar.
100% American customers.
People go there because they don't know what the real thing.
Domo FXXXYou very much.
What a pretender!
You can fake it other people but not me.

We had to go to Italian restaurant after this place to fill us up.
What's up with that?
This place is good for small mouth ladies and son gentlemen.
She might have a bf who has a small penis, or he might have a gf who has a small ......, can't say that.
I don't think I have a big one but I have a big mouth & stomach.
I had 9 Nigiri finished within 86 seconds in this place.

It was like Premature Ejaculation for crying out loud!

like I said 100% Chinese.
I can tell that they never been to Japan and had real Sushi yet.
The Shari was about half size of most Japanese Sushi Bar.
And charges same as most Japanese Sushi Bar?
That means that I had pay double for me to satisfy in here.
WHAT A RIP-OFF!
Who taught you to make such a small Nigiri?

As I said that the place is equivalent of the House of Nanking on Columbus.
There is No authentic Chinese people eating at Nanking but Rachel Ray.
What a big mouth & big-head she has!
Jesus Christ!
She knows nothing but 30 minutes TV dinner.
But,
I have to say that this place is very pretty decor.
It's nicely done.
And very clean place so it is safe to go for sushi.
I gotto tell you that the Sushi Chef was a good lookin' Asian dude as Gay-Porn.
But his Nigiri was VERY TINY.
So, if some one ask me about this place, the some one is Non-Japo, I'll recommend.
And,
when I saw the baseball cap assistant got a large tube of QP- mayonnaise out and squeezed right on a Jive Ass Roll, that gross me out, and I said,
"This is it! I won't be back here again."

Mayonnaise and Raw-fish won't go together.

This is a great sushi place for "Gai-Jin".
Like I said,
Just like Nanking on Columbus.
So you know what I mean.

I am Not going back.
Such a waste of money.
Why should I?
I know better places.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Porn Tea?

Hi Nobu,

We're writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Imperial Tea Court. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our Review Guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it is largely irrelevant and contains lewd content.

As a valued member of our community, we hope you will continue to provide great reviews, while keeping in mind our Review Guidelines. See you on Yelp!


Regards,
Kainoa
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

Yelp Official Blog | http://officialblog.yelp.com
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Removed Review: It's WAY OVER PRICED but I kind of ...like it.
It's like ....get a porn dvd or magazine.
Who is buying PORN these days?
Who is buying porn magazine?
Porn Magazine is still exist but ..why?
Printed Porn materials are .........not so fun anymore.
But, you don't mind it's over priced porn, do you?
We just want to ejaculated, right?
Right.
That's all you want.
We just want a Hoochie Mama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q&feature=related

What is 'Hoochie Mama"?
"Hoochie' sounds really Chinese, doesn't it?
like one of DimSum Combo like,,,Hoochie Man-tao, something like that.
Hey, how about a Hoochie Dimsum combo at Hooter's!

We were walking down the Ferry Building on nice Sunday afternoon looking for a place to get some 'light' lunch, so we walked in here.
It was fun, we had a good time.
The waitresses are very nice.
But.....
It's OVER PRICED SMALL PORTION.
All of it.
we had:
Gaiwan tea service 5 bucks each x 2=10 bucks.
beef stew, 12.50 bucks.
Dimsum combo, 8.95 each x 2= 17.90 bucks.

40.40 + tax+ tip=51.83 bucks for FXXXin' TINY Dimsum Combo and tea service CRAP!
FXXX OFF!

It'll be more than HALF of the price if you go to China Town.
But, I know that you'll get a lousy service at the China Town.

Truth Really Hurts!

Hi nobu,

We're writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of St. Francis Yacht Club. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our Review Guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it contains inappropriate content.

We review every situation with detail and take the removal of reviews very seriously.


Regards,
Casper
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

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Yelp Frequently Asked Questions | http://www.yelp.com/faq

Removed Review: There must be a moron who works at the Yacht Club send me a Nasty message like this.

"Glad you will never come back you ignorant cunt. Just it does not meet you ignorant standard for a corporate event? What was the budget? Go back to the shithole you came from loser. Just another self righteous piece of shit."

From H B. http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=M-wwMFCYl1wksokjf4M6PA

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Just another self righteous piece of shit.
This place is REAL BULLSHIT.

The Sushi was not that much different than at Chinese Buffet.

Flip,... Flap,.....Flip,.....Flap.

Ughhhhh!

I was here for a X'mas dinner a company I'm working for.

There was an Asian guy, He was flipping flapping slices of Red-Tuna and slapping on each rice balls, making Sushi at the buffet of the Yacht Club.
Well dressed ladies were going nuts and sayin' shit like, "WOW ShuShe! I love ShuShe!"

That's FXXXin' pathetic.
Give me a FXXXin' break.
Sure enough the Asian guy was making Sushi-Balls exact the way you'll learn when you take a sushi making-cooking class.

I was like, "WOW, I can do better than that. I can take the job."

I don't know how desperate the Yacht Club is trying to survive in a bad economy we are having right now but, having an amateur Sushi?

Well, I think I finally understand.
I don't know what kind of people were here, they all well dressed, but they didn't know that the Sushi we were having was BullShit.

The sushi was same as super market kind.
So, why we need real authentic Sushi in US?
People are happy eating BullShit Sushi anyway.

BULL SHIT SUSHI.
BullSuShit.
They don't care what kind of Sushi they are eating.
Raw Fish with an Asian guy, that's all you need to make it look like "sushi".

I saw an old man holding a plate, 3 red tuna rice balls right next to slices of roast beef and mashed potatoes with gravy on it.
IN A SAME PLATE.
What kind of JackAss is that eating Sushi, Roast beef and mashed potatoes in a same FXXXin' plate?
With gravy?
WhatTheFXXXin'Hell?

I was like, "OMFG, Why you put 3 sushi right next to mashed potatoes w gravy? and they are touching each other!!!!"

It was extremely disgusting view I've ever seen in a restaurant supposed to be a decent kind.
I was almost puked when I saw it. but the man wasn't the only one.
But they seemed having good time, nothing wrong with having Sushi and mashed potato at the same time.

They might be nice people but I definitely won't seat with them because I don't want them to see me puking right front of them.

The experience changed my mind drastically.

I don't hate JiveAssRoll anyome.
JiveAssRolls are much better than the sushi eaters I saw at the Yacht Club.
I'll be POSITIVE about JiveAssRolls from now on.

Byw, this is from martin b.
"When will you learn Nobu?
As long as it is free, people in this country just shovel it in to there pie holes, and then they act like gourmands.
Subtlety of flavor and proper manners are lost on them. Do you ever notice that they always eat the most expensive food first? The shrimp could be horrible but they will still eat them all first. Don't be mad at the simple minded fools, JUST WATCH THEM ACT LIKE HIGH ROLLERS AND ENJOY."

I don't think I'll enjoy, I'll be puking.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Truth hurts!

Mikaku restaurant used to own by Japanese well trained sushi chef. He sold the place and went back Japan for good. I was there for a few times but he was quite nice guy. I miss the man.
So, I checked Yelp to see if some one wrote about the new Mikaku, and I found that new owner's daughter's comment to a few people who gave new Mikaku 1 star complaining the food and service.
The owner's daughter's comments are really nasty attacking reviewers sayin' Do not come!

I was thinking that Yelp User Support should do something about the owner.

But nothing going on.

So, I decided to write about it. But my review is flagged by Yelp community.

This is the review.

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Hi Nobu,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review update of Mikaku Restaurant. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our review update guidelines (
http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it does not contain a new firsthand experience with the business.

Thank you for keeping our Review Guidelines as you participate on the site. See you on Yelp!

Regards,
Lucy
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California


Removed Review:
OUTRAGE.
THIS IS OUTRAGE!
Get this.
"ay bit*h dont be taking sh*t about my moms restaurant. better not step into her place again before i fu*k you up. she works hard to run the da*n place and if u dont own a da*n restaurant dont be even talking sh*t if you dont even know wassup about how u run a da*n place. if i see you, you done with. bit*h a*s c*nt."

This is a message from the Mikaku's new owner's daughter to Bee T!
Mikaku has new ower.
see Bee T's original Yelp review.
http://www.yelp.com/bi...

If the owner's daughter is really thinking about her mom's restaurant, she should listen carefully to all negative reviews and find out what's going on FIRST instead of fightin' back to their customers.
In the end, the customer is really the most important part of any business.

I got plenty of nasty messages from owners of restaurants that I gave bad reviews but the message to Bee T is the most outrageous, brutal and disgusting.

But Bee T's reviews are not as bad as mine even though I gave 1 star review, mine was decent and not offensive.

Mikaku used to be owned by a good Japanese chef. I was there often. My old review was 4 star.
But the owner has changed. Now under new management.

Who wants to go here getting that kind of message?
I won't.
Would you?

Be aware when reviewing it because you'll get blackmail like that.
The fact is, the place is as bad as the message.

From Ken K.:
"That is just unbelieveable. First you have that kaitzensushi place I reviewed that plagiarized Koo's specialty word for word, picture, description, and now some assclown threatening people over bad review. It's harsh for some people dealing with reality but still that's just fucked up."

Akiko T. said:
"Oh my effing god! I cannot believe such a nasty, hateful, immature letter."

Lisa W. said:
"OoohhhKAY! So that's a NO GO to that joint!"

Andrew C. said:
"that is just so wrong!!"

Euge said,
"wow. thats crazy!"

Kleen F said:
"Why are Toro's photos still on their site when his photos are of the *previous* owner's creations!? It's just not right!"

That's right! The pictures are not new owners food at all.

Steve L. said,
"Definitely an immature response from the owner's kid. Did more harm than good. I'll remember this place for sure."

Lolia S. said,
"That kid is an idiot...all businesses need to be able to handle some criticism and his response is just retarded!"

Arissa C. said:
"Horrid and Rude = out of business!"

I agree with all above.

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