Friday, March 12, 2010

Chuck E Cheese's-crocodile fxxx-house kid's version!

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Ha! Another one got removed.
This is the review. Enjoy!


Love!
We need LOVE.

It's not like butt-hole pleasure, No!
pussy juicy cocktail (= wakame-zake in Japanese),
rusty trombone, dirty sanchaze, crocodile fxxx-house.

crocodile fxxx-house?

for kids version?

Have you ever seen a kid's vomiting in there?

If you have kids, you can not ignore the place because there is always really dumb ass parents thinks the place is cool.
FXXX YOU DUMBASS parents!!!
It was SO PATHETIC.
I am a father of 2 boys and we were invited for a birth day party. So I had to go there to see the fxxxin' mess hall.
I was thinking, "What a lazy ass parents having their kid's birthday in here, it's a nice day out side, How about a nice picnic for crying out loud."
Shit!
You know, some parents are so fxxxin' pathetic.
I'd say that it is crocodile fxxx-house for kids version indeed.

Tito Y. said,
" taught my kids VERY early that Chuck E Cheese should be called "
"Pee E Sheet" and that you get rat hairs in the pizza. What a load of crap that place is. Yes.. kids certainly vomit, diarrhea, get flu, get colds, pick boogers all over there. Its gross... worse, its run by kids that used to go there as kids.. what a suck cycle that place is."

OMG! HAIRS IN THE PIZZA!

2 comments:

  1. Who would have thought that a review of Chuck E. Cheese would start with a reference to butt hole pleasure? Brilliant!

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  2. I feel bad for giving 3 stars to the Crocodile F***house when I visited for someone's party. I guess I was generous as I didn't pay for my tokens and rat pizza.

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