Monday, February 22, 2010

Macy's Men's-a message to all women!

Removed Review:

I don't believe this is my 400th.
Ruined my plan too.

I got my review FLAGGED AGAIN and AGAIN!!!!
What did I wrong with the review?
Is it irrelevance review?
"Irrelevance"?
!!!!!
That's the word I can not even pronounce.

I thought I have fixed the review for the1st one & 2nd one.
So, I need to add more of How Good Macy's Men's was in the end.

Hi Nobu,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Macy's Men's Store. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines: http://www.yelp.com/fa... - Irrelevance. Reviews aren't the place for rants about your political ideologies or a business' advertisements.

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Sydney
Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

Hi, Sydney.
So, I re-re-re-write. Please let me know if it's still lacks sufficient, relevant firsthand information regarding this establishment, offensive to users of the Yelp Site.

Sincerely,

nobu K.

NEVER GIVE UP SERIOUSLY!

So, here we go.
Again!
And again!

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I have a message to all women.
FXXX lots of men.
FXXX them!
All women deserve to be a bitch and right to say, " I don't need a stupid man telling me what to do!"

I am just disappointed about straight male lately.
Because,

http://www.firstcoastn...

And Gov. Eliot Spitzer.
What a prick he is.
Eliot Spitzer is Nothing but the picnic table Fxxxing dude or GW.
Made me sick.

In Japan, A 25 years old man who never had any jobs after graduate high school, bought a knife about 10 days ago and began to stab people randomly and killed 2.

I was talking to my office mate who just broke up her Indian boyfriend who couldn't stand up for her because his family hated her only because she isn't Indian.
They were together for 3 years.

A guy was w/ his boss, 75 years old man, having a phone conference interview with the city of Los Altos, the interview for the civic center master plan, the represents of Los Altos mentioned the city needs bigger street signs. His boss said out loud, " Oh, for Asian drivers!". The represents got silent. few days later the boss got a e-mail said, "we don't need you for the master plan job."

http://www.youtube.com...

And, Domestic Violence to women and children.
I am sick of hearing it!
This is just one of them.
http://www.sfgate.com/...

What's goin'on for straight men these days ?
What's wrong with them?
More likely "CXXX" male version, because they are Dickless Son of a Bitch.
There are many "CXXX-man" in straight male.
They don't love you but they just FXXX you!
So, it doesn't matter "it" is a Picnic Table or Woman!

This is So Screwed up!
I still hope there are straight men who does right thing.

So, I needed something to think positive about my self.
I just want to be a man who just respect women.
No matter what, bitch, lesbo, dyke, Asian women who look like Yoda at a post office or Russian women who look like Jabba the hutt eat mackerel sushi with Mayo. etc...
You name it, I respect them all.

So, I thought I need some ........ Gayness.
I think Gay men are "Dick Head" more than straight men in some degree.
But, there is a difference.
The difference is,
Straight talk.
Straight men doesn't talk straight.
Straight men always lies, manipulate and sneak out.
So, Most straight men are Dickless.
Can you talk "Straight"?
Straight Talk is, that's my gay men friends do.
They don't give shit.
If you can not have "Straight Talk", you are a Dick head & Dickless MuthaFXXXer.

That's why I thought I need...... Gayness.
Not Guiness.
Gayness.
To help me think positive and joy.
By the way, I like guys in QVC.
Especially the big bold head white guy,and the tall dark hair dark skin guy always wear sweater.
Jewelly guy & Omaha steak guy.
They are very nice and gay, I mean, happy all the time.

I think gayness starts from shoes.
So, I went to MM=Men's Macy's to get a good pair of shoes.
MyGF recommended MM.
The service was good. These guys were really COOL,PATIENT and helpful.
I have wide feet like Donald Duck and high-instep, calls Typical Asian feet.
Only shoes fit my feet is Birkenstocks but I hate them.
My GF told me that I will be able to find a right pair of shoes at MM's and She was right!
I got a pair of ECCO, great black dress shoes.
FIT SO WELL!!!
I went to the right place, Mecca of Gayness for an old straight Asian man.
No, no, no, Please don't get me wrong here politically.
Mecca of Good Lookin' Men!!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The First Female Sushi Chef in the city!

Hi Nobu,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Kabuto Sushi. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it contains personal attacks.

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San Francisco, California

Removed Review:
This review is Straight and Gay men only.
Have you ever sit on your testicle? Have you squished between thighs?
It hurts, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Or,... Have you forgot to rearranged the position of the balls between thighs?
So, Have you ever walk funny right before the arrangement?
Sometimes outside skin of the bag stick on inside of thighs, Ugh! I hate it. I ask my self still WHY I am a man?
I hate to fix my crotch every 17 minutes. Girls start notice the issue when they are about 12 years old. It'll be so nice to be a woman because you don't need to deal with the balls rearrangement. But, am I forgetting something? Yeah, I forgot that women are dealing with period every months. So, it'll be great to just get rid of all testicle & penis! No balls rearrangement and No period. Well, I think there was a system in China, No balls and No penis men were existed. How nice! I don't know, I don't know what the FXXX was goin' on. I wasn't ready for this, OKay? Okay.
So, Get this.

The First Female Sushi Chef in the city!

And she is Japanese. But the main chef is a guy who used to work for old Kabuto when Kabuto was cross the street. The old Kabuto was owned by a good Japanese sushi chef. But I don't want to talk about the old Kabuto because it is a success and really sad story. I've heard the old man own a sushi bar up in the Napa or somewhere in north. Anyway. I ordered, all Nigiri, Shima Aji Katsuo Tataki Bachi Maguro Shime-Saba with thin sliced KonBu was nice touch! Hirame Ika Tamago + a small Yebisu Beer + tax= 43.40. It's all done by the Non-Japanese Male sushi chef. Nice slice, well-prepared Katsuo, Shime-Saba were good. Sushi-rice was decent, a bit hard, not a over "sweeted". The only thing bothered me was that the size of the Nigiri were a bit too small for me. The means that the place is focus on Non-Japanese customers, Not a hard core Japanese Sushi eaters. I still read reviews that girls sayin' too much rice even though the girl has such a big mouth can take 2 BJ at once! FXXX YOU! The most important part of SUSHI is how to prepare GOOD-Sushi-RICE. and fish. And sure enough, there was a white-couple came in, The dude was looked like bold head version of the original Maxwell Smart ( Get Smart ) 40's FiDi kind guy. His date, she had long dirty blond, tall BigRed lips Miss Piggy. Soon after they sat by the counter, they started deep-French-kissing each other. Ugh! FXXX YOU TOO! Do French-Kiss OUTSIDE, You UGLY WHORE! WHATTHE HELL you think where you are in? It's a SUSHI BAR here. I take SUSHI BAR as be in a shrine. I take be in SUSHI BAR seriously respectful. The way the couple using chopsticks was outrage too. I don't want to get into the detail because UGLY AS FXXX. The female chef greeted me with very nice respectful-Japanese. So, I asked her, " Can you do Nigiri?" She replied very politely, " Yes, sometimes, but I only know a little bit of how to cut a fresh whole fish." The all conversation was in Japanese. Kabuto is 50% Japanese. VERY CLEAN Counter. Nice Oshibori= hot cloth napkin, and I love the Great Big Agari= Hot Japanese tea. Great service too. So far, I must say OUT LOUD that one of the BEST Non-Japanese Authentic Sushi Chef in the city. WELL-DONE, Sir. Well-done. I like Kabuto a lot better than the FXXXin' Rude KiSS THE SEA FOOD for sure! Non-Japanese-Good-Sushi Chef list. 1. Kabuto 2. Okoze 3. Balboa Sushi House I forgot to mention, the female Sushi Chef is very pretty. YEAH! Btw, Ken K send me a info that where the old Kabuto Chef now. He is at Vivify, Shasta.http://www.yelp.com/biz/vivify-mt-shasta

Cigarettes Should be Higher. A Lot!

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I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Cigarettes R Cheaper. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it lacks a first-hand experience.

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San Francisco, California

Removed Review: I do have a problem seeing this store. Why this store has 2 locations within 10 blocks in the Richmond district? Because more Asians and Russians? Or, I should say, more X-communist countries people are in this district? I have a high school friend in Japan who had his lungs operation twice. Twice! He is still smoking. All of my high school friends in Japan are smoking. Such dumb asses! Everytime I go back to Japan, I have to take a shower at least 3 times a day because the smoke gets in my eyes, hair, jacket, it grosses me out. I love Japan but their smoking habit needs to change. So as China, Korea. All those smoking Asians and X-communists are very sexist too. Does anyone notice? Why is that? Is there any connection between smoking and sexist? Cigarettes should not be cheaper! I think the price should be higher. I strongly suggest the governor and city should ban this store.

I don't like his jerkoff face.

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I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Juban Yakiniku House. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because it lacks a first-hand experience and is not relevant.

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Removed Review: There is a flat TV monitor showin' their Ad at the right next to the front door, the owner speaks out for the place calls Juban.

I don't like him suckin around botherin me on the TV monitor at Japantown.

I don't like his jerkoff name.

I don't like his jerkoff face.

I don't like his jerkoff talking about the FXXXin' WaGyu,
and I don't like him Jerk off.

A conversation between Dude and a Police officer, in The Big Lebowski.
I couldn't find the clip from Youtube.

WaGyu?
BullShit!!!

Kobe Beef?
BULLSHIT!!!

I know it's a good shit but so what?
I just don't get the FXXXin' Japponized "Gourmet" Shit.
I don't like the arrogant attitude.
I don't mind payin' big for a real chef's hands-on cookin' food.
But not here.
And Yaki-Niku was cheap thing.
I would rather find something cheap meat and BBQ-in' my house.

I am not just into the idea of .... those ..... WaGyu, Kobe Beef, Foie gras, ... You know what I mean?

To me, it's BullShit.
I'll pass on the WaGyu.
No thanks.

Btw, hen a, said, "same...i just like good food...doesn't have to be highest quality $$$$$$ ingredients....like that foodnetwork throwdown with bobby flay...a military cook beat bobby flay to a steak challenge with the cheapest toughest cut of meat they serve soliders...bobby flay used some super expensive high quality bone-in rib-eye that looked like it was carved out of the animal....it's all about making good food...not just about spending $$$$$$ on some sake fed kobe cow meat...."

Couldn't agree more.

Bobby Flay?
FXXX the idiot!

Hey Ed Jew!

Hi there,

I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of Quickly. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Support team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines (http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review) because the review does not appear to pertain to a first-hand consumer experience with this business.

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San Francisco, California

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Removed Review:
Hey Ed Jew, dont make it bad.
Take tapioca balls and go screw yourself.
Remember to let the verdict into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Ed Jew, should be afraid.
You made a filthy Asian style yogurt store for kids.
The minute you let the verdict under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Ed Jew, FXXX you,
Carry the world right up in your Ass.
For well you know that its a fool who plays jackass
By making your ass a little smaller.

Hey Ed Jew, You let us down.
You have found you are guilty, now go and get your ass banged.
Remember to let the verdict into your ass,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Ed Jew, Fxxx you,
Youre waiting for someone to Fxxx with you in jail.
And dont you know that its just you, hey Ed Jew, youll do,
The movement you need is right in your Ass.

Hey Ed Jew, go Fxxx your self.
Take tapioca balls into your ass and make it better.
Remember to let the verdict into your ass,
Then youll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Ed Jew...
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Ed Jew...
Do do~la, doola, doola, doola,
Do do~la, doola, doola, doola,

.........
Sigh.....
I like Asian style yogurt too.
But the Quickly is really Nasty filthy disgusting piece of Shit..
I know the review will get fragged.

I mean flagged.

But I just can't stand Ed Jew.
What a Lier-Lawyer he was.

Who is Ed Jew?
The owner of the Quickly and he was a City supervisor and a dickless son ofaBitch.
It's depressing to know that a Lier like him was a elected supervisor.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/10/BAN113EKRJ.DTL

Ken K. said, " Every politician is corrupt, I bet some of those other SF supervisors have done a lot worse. Ed was just an easier target because he's Asian. Either way, SF city government is a big joke."

I totally agree!!!!
Ed Jew was a small ass low life muzafxxxer.

about Sushi Boom on Geary Blvd, San Francisco, CA

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Removed Review of Sushi Boom.:

It's a Crocodile Fxxxhouse.
by 3 Dirty Sanchez.

The Raw fish in the glass case were half-dried, you can see the color changed to BROWN the edges of Tuna and Hamachi.
Because the fish were cooked by the lights from the ceiling.
Shit!
Isn't the Tuna suppose to be RED?
Isn't the Hamachi suppose to be white?
Isn't the Salmon suppose to be pink?

Fxxx me but I went there twice.
I deleted the 1st review by my self because I thought the first 2 lines are:

1. Not nice.
2. Not propriety.
3. offend against public.
4. sounds racism.
5. I was afraid get flagged and removed.

But, I could say anything else.

But I decided to bring this up because I was walking by the other day and i was almost walking in, but I can tell by just lookin' from the window, I saw the same shit.

"It's a Crocodile Fxxxhouse" means that it was really Filthy, DIRTY Counter!!!
Ew!

by "3 Dirty Sanchez" menas that 3 Non-Asian people were makin' Sushi.
They treat Sushi as taco. Everything fell apart.
Urgh!

The Raw fish were SO Badly kept.
Yuck!

I know my original review wasn't "NICE" but I think I have a right to say the place is seriously filthy and BAD.

One of the WORST sushi place in town, PERIOD.

Btw,
This is a list of my worst sushi experience in SF if you interested.

http://www.yelp.com/list/sushit-san-francisco

Rita C. said,
"I totally used to go there when I was a freshmen in college to drink underage :p
Sushi sucks there though... I got food poisoning from them once!

I am not surprised that food poisoning.
Because OLD FISH!
Urg!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Loving Cup dislikes froyo dude!

Hi nobu,

We're writing to let you know about our decision to remove your reviews of Loving Cup.

Removed Review: Furoyo Dude here.

But, Rice Pudding?

Why?

ugh!

Can't do it.
Sorry but,
I just can't do it.

The baby vomit like MILKY WHITE stuff just drives me FXXXin' CRAZY.

I don't like few white stuff.
I don't like milk.
I don't like Tofu. I like Koya-Tofu better.
I don't like Udon. I like Soba better.
I don't like while bread.
I don't like egg white.
I don't like white rice.
I don't like Swiss cheese
I don't like ranch dressing
and...
I don't like this. ABBA, ONJ and Andy Gibb performing Beach Boys?
I almost throw up when I saw this crap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gt3grMaHZI&feature=related



But there are few white things I like:
Dai-kon radish
Garlic
Vanilla yogurt
White meat fish
Ika
White meat chicken

I am really sorry.
but rice pudding.
I am sure that is really good Organic, Natural stuff but .....
I am sorry.

Isn't it funny because I like eating Natto like a MuzaFXXXer but rice pudding.
Natto is FXXXin' Fermented Soy Bean for crying out loud.

Can't do rice pudding.
It's not you.
It's me.

But, I really like the Frozen Yogurt.
I like the way they make it.
The diarrhea like water-running washing process is a bit annoying but necessary!
I like the pre-made frozen yogurt system.

This is Really Good Frozen Yogurt here.

I also like the combination of the coffee and the Frozen Yogurt.

But, the rice pudding.
Ugh!
Yuck!
Shit!
Gross!
PeeYoo!
Jesus Christ!
FXXX!

I am so sorry.

I like the frozen yogurt very much but I really hate the rice pudding so much.

YoYo Froyo Dude!

By the way,
Charlton L. said, " No rice pudding for me too."

Lolia S. said, " I don't like rice pudding either! "

Wilhelm Y. said, " Blah! Rice pudding!"

Uh-Huh!
I am not alone.
I don't hate you but i am rice pudding hater.

2 girls 1 cup. Remember that shit? i couldn't see the whole FXXXin' thing but my office mate did see it. She was like, "So What? it's nothing. You such a Chicken!" I was like, " I can't. I just can't. This is over my head. wayover. WhoTheHell made the FXXXin'Video?" People are VERY crazy sometimes. That was about a year and half ago. Anyway, Our friend was back from France and visited us for catch up. We went out for a little drive all morning and came back in the city and stop by on Polk to get a bread for dinner. We found a parking right on polk and there was a line for the French cafe so I decided to get a froyo here. I was wanted to try here, the place is new on Polk. There were 2 little girls sharing 1 cup of froyo with their 30 something parents at the Loving Cup. How lovely cup the 2 girls were sharing. 2 girls 1 cup. HolyShit This place has many flavored froyo in their separate freezer. I ordered banana. The store clark lady opened the cabinet like freezer that lower the counter and she took out frozen banana yogurt and mince it, and go threw the froyo machine. The froyo was good and thick, not running watery kind. My GF said, "Uh-huh, not bad, nice & creamy." Our friend back from france, "Tres bien!" But when the store clark lady put the minced banana yogurt threw the machine, there was liquid waste yogurt form running down hard right from the tap of the machine like Puking Diarrhea. I was stunned, I couldn't believe what I was watching. That was not a pleasant scene. That was not something really I like to watch. That was FXXXin' disgusting to watch. FXXX Sake I was ready to eat Frozen Yogurt for crying out loud. I might have a running poop later for Christ sake. Jesus! Lost my appetite for froyo instantly! Never mind what I said. It's a pretty good Froyo. I liked it. But i'll tell you this, I don't want to see the FXXXin' running liquid waste yogurt form before eat the Yogurt. Same reason that I couldn't watch the 2 girls 1 cup. Ugh!!! Loving Cup? What a FXXXin' lame name! Jesus. But, Yes, I'll go back for the good froyo. From now on, I'll close my eyes. i can do that. Forgot to say, Froyo Dude here. YoYo FroyoDude!