Susie's Cafe San Francisco

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Two Asian Dykes

Two Asian Dykes

See how they cook

See how they cook

they all nice but the food was crap

she ripped me off 7 bucks for the crapy fried spam'n eggs over rice

Did you ever see
Such a filthy sight in your life
But The health dpt score was 92
Whatthe hell are they doing?

As a blind inspector from the city?
Two Asian Dykes!

Oh, man, Fxxxin'Hell.

I ordered the fried spam and eggs over rice.
That was a lousy shit.
2 small thin sliced spam and i bet that 2 eggs were old.
I thought it was expecting around 5 but 7.50 is rip-off.

I saw that some one eating the breakfast Ramen. It was a cheap instant kind and 2 fried eggs on it. The instant Ramen that you can possibly purchase for 45 cents at any local Asian market or even at Safeway for a buck.

That was the most cheap disgusting thing I ever seen in diner ever. Give me a break, I CAN MAKE THE CRAP BY MY SELF!

The place is Chinese ladies-run, they were very nice actually.
But it's dark, filthy, disaster diner.

I am just hoping that some one should take over it because the location and the space are kind of cool.

The place needs help.

Jason P. said, " hahahah............y ou are funny!!! They are sisters. LIke sisters in terms of blood. Not sisters like sistas. hahahaha"

FXXX me.
Sisters?
They both look dykes anyway.

Xiao's Sushi House on 3925 Irving Street, SF

they tried to make me go to Xiao's Sushi but I said,
Noh~ No No.
they tried to make me go to Xiao's Sushi but
I won't go~ go go.

http://www.youtube.com...

Chuck E Cheese's-crocodile fxxx-house kid's version!

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Ha! Another one got removed.

This is the review. Enjoy!

Love!

We need LOVE.

It's not like butt-hole pleasure, No!
pussy juicy cocktail (= wakame-zake in Japanese),
rusty trombone, dirty sanchaze, crocodile fxxx-house.

crocodile fxxx-house?

for kids version?

Have you ever seen a kid's vomiting in there?

If you have kids, you can not ignore the place because there is always really dumb ass parents thinks the place is cool.
FXXX YOU DUMBASS parents!!!
It was SO PATHETIC.
I am a father of 2 boys and we were invited for a birth day party. So I had to go there to see the fxxxin' mess hall.
I was thinking, "What a lazy ass parents having their kid's birthday in here, it's a nice day out side, How about a nice picnic for crying out loud."
Shit!
You know, some parents are so fxxxin' pathetic.
I'd say that it is crocodile fxxx-house for kids version indeed.

Tito Y. said,
" taught my kids VERY early that Chuck E Cheese should be called "
"Pee E Sheet" and that you get rat hairs in the pizza. What a load of crap that place is. Yes.. kids certainly vomit, diarrhea, get flu, get colds, pick boogers all over there. Its gross... worse, its run by kids that used to go there as kids.. what a suck cycle that place is."

OMG! HAIRS IN THE PIZZA!

Macy's Men's-a message to all women!

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I don't believe this is my 400th.
Ruined my plan too.

I got my review FLAGGED AGAIN and AGAIN!!!!
What did I wrong with the review?
Is it irrelevance review?
"Irrelevance"?
!!!!!
That's the word I can not even pronounce.

I thought I have fixed the review for the1st one & 2nd one.
So, I need to add more of How Good Macy's Men's was in the end.

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Yelp User Support
San Francisco, California

Hi, Sydney.
So, I re-re-re-write. Please let me know if it's still lacks sufficient, relevant firsthand information regarding this establishment, offensive to users of the Yelp Site.

Sincerely,

nobu K.

NEVER GIVE UP SERIOUSLY!

So, here we go.
Again!
And again!

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I have a message to all women.
FXXX lots of men.
FXXX them!
All women deserve to be a bitch and right to say, " I don't need a stupid man telling me what to do!"

I am just disappointed about straight male lately.
Because,

http://www.firstcoastn...

And Gov. Eliot Spitzer.
What a prick he is.
Eliot Spitzer is Nothing but the picnic table Fxxxing dude or GW.
Made me sick.

In Japan, A 25 years old man who never had any jobs after graduate high school, bought a knife about 10 days ago and began to stab people randomly and killed 2.

I was talking to my office mate who just broke up her Indian boyfriend who couldn't stand up for her because his family hated her only because she isn't Indian.
They were together for 3 years.

A guy was w/ his boss, 75 years old man, having a phone conference interview with the city of Los Altos, the interview for the civic center master plan, the represents of Los Altos mentioned the city needs bigger street signs. His boss said out loud, " Oh, for Asian drivers!". The represents got silent. few days later the boss got a e-mail said, "we don't need you for the master plan job."

http://www.youtube.com...

And, Domestic Violence to women and children.
I am sick of hearing it!
This is just one of them.
http://www.sfgate.com/...

What's goin'on for straight men these days ?
What's wrong with them?
More likely "CXXX" male version, because they are Dickless Son of a Bitch.
There are many "CXXX-man" in straight male.
They don't love you but they just FXXX you!
So, it doesn't matter "it" is a Picnic Table or Woman!

This is So Screwed up!
I still hope there are straight men who does right thing.

So, I needed something to think positive about my self.
I just want to be a man who just respect women.
No matter what, bitch, lesbo, dyke, Asian women who look like Yoda at a post office or Russian women who look like Jabba the hutt eat mackerel sushi with Mayo. etc...
You name it, I respect them all.

So, I thought I need some ........ Gayness.
I think Gay men are "Dick Head" more than straight men in some degree.
But, there is a difference.
The difference is,
Straight talk.
Straight men doesn't talk straight.
Straight men always lies, manipulate and sneak out.
So, Most straight men are Dickless.
Can you talk "Straight"?
Straight Talk is, that's my gay men friends do.
They don't give shit.
If you can not have "Straight Talk", you are a Dick head & Dickless MuthaFXXXer.

That's why I thought I need...... Gayness.
Not Guiness.
Gayness.
To help me think positive and joy.
By the way, I like guys in QVC.
Especially the big bold head white guy,and the tall dark hair dark skin guy always wear sweater.
Jewelly guy & Omaha steak guy.
They are very nice and gay, I mean, happy all the time.

I think gayness starts from shoes.
So, I went to MM=Men's Macy's to get a good pair of shoes.
MyGF recommended MM.
The service was good. These guys were really COOL,PATIENT and helpful.
I have wide feet like Donald Duck and high-instep, calls Typical Asian feet.
Only shoes fit my feet is Birkenstocks but I hate them.
My GF told me that I will be able to find a right pair of shoes at MM's and She was right!
I got a pair of ECCO, great black dress shoes.
FIT SO WELL!!!
I went to the right place, Mecca of Gayness for an old straight Asian man.
No, no, no, Please don't get me wrong here politically.
Mecca of Good Lookin' Men!!!

The First Female Sushi Chef in the city!

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Removed Review:

This review is Straight and Gay men only.

Have you ever sit on your testicle? Have you squished between thighs?

It hurts, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Or,... Have you forgot to rearranged the position of the balls between thighs?

So, Have you ever walk funny right before the arrangement?

Sometimes outside skin of the bag stick on inside of thighs, Ugh! I hate it. I ask my self still WHY I am a man?

I hate to fix my crotch every 17 minutes. Girls start notice the issue when they are about 12 years old. It'll be so nice to be a woman because you don't need to deal with the balls rearrangement. But, am I forgetting something? Yeah, I forgot that women are dealing with period every months. So, it'll be great to just get rid of all testicle & penis! No balls rearrangement and No period. Well, I think there was a system in China, No balls and No penis men were existed. How nice! I don't know, I don't know what the FXXX was goin' on. I wasn't ready for this, OKay? Okay.

So, Get this.

The First Female Sushi Chef in the city!

And she is Japanese. But the main chef is a guy who used to work for old Kabuto when Kabuto was cross the street. The old Kabuto was owned by a good Japanese sushi chef. But I don't want to talk about the old Kabuto because it is a success and really sad story. I've heard the old man own a sushi bar up in the Napa or somewhere in north. Anyway. I ordered, all Nigiri, Shima Aji Katsuo Tataki Bachi Maguro Shime-Saba with thin sliced KonBu was nice touch! Hirame Ika Tamago + a small Yebisu Beer + tax= 43.40. It's all done by the Non-Japanese Male sushi chef. Nice slice, well-prepared Katsuo, Shime-Saba were good. Sushi-rice was decent, a bit hard, not a over "sweeted". The only thing bothered me was that the size of the Nigiri were a bit too small for me. The means that the place is focus on Non-Japanese customers, Not a hard core Japanese Sushi eaters. I still read reviews that girls sayin' too much rice even though the girl has such a big mouth can take 2 BJ at once! FXXX YOU! The most important part of SUSHI is how to prepare GOOD-Sushi-RICE. and fish. And sure enough, there was a white-couple came in, The dude was looked like bold head version of the original Maxwell Smart ( Get Smart ) 40's FiDi kind guy. His date, she had long dirty blond, tall BigRed lips Miss Piggy. Soon after they sat by the counter, they started deep-French-kissing each other. Ugh! FXXX YOU TOO! Do French-Kiss OUTSIDE, You UGLY WHORE! WHATTHE HELL you think where you are in? It's a SUSHI BAR here. I take SUSHI BAR as be in a shrine. I take be in SUSHI BAR seriously respectful. The way the couple using chopsticks was outrage too. I don't want to get into the detail because UGLY AS FXXX. The female chef greeted me with very nice respectful-Japanese. So, I asked her, " Can you do Nigiri?" She replied very politely, " Yes, sometimes, but I only know a little bit of how to cut a fresh whole fish." The all conversation was in Japanese. Kabuto is 50% Japanese. VERY CLEAN Counter. Nice Oshibori= hot cloth napkin, and I love the Great Big Agari= Hot Japanese tea. Great service too. So far, I must say OUT LOUD that one of the BEST Non-Japanese Authentic Sushi Chef in the city. WELL-DONE, Sir. Well-done. I like Kabuto a lot better than the FXXXin' Rude KiSS THE SEA FOOD for sure! Non-Japanese-Good-Sushi Chef list. 1. Kabuto 2. Okoze 3. Balboa Sushi House I forgot to mention, the female Sushi Chef is very pretty. YEAH! Btw, Ken K send me a info that where the old Kabuto Chef now. He is at Vivify, Shasta.http://www.yelp.com/biz/vivify-mt-shasta

Cigarettes Should be Higher. A Lot!

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Removed Review: I do have a problem seeing this store. Why this store has 2 locations within 10 blocks in the Richmond district? Because more Asians and Russians? Or, I should say, more X-communist countries people are in this district? I have a high school friend in Japan who had his lungs operation twice. Twice! He is still smoking. All of my high school friends in Japan are smoking. Such dumb asses! Everytime I go back to Japan, I have to take a shower at least 3 times a day because the smoke gets in my eyes, hair, jacket, it grosses me out. I love Japan but their smoking habit needs to change. So as China, Korea. All those smoking Asians and X-communists are very sexist too. Does anyone notice? Why is that? Is there any connection between smoking and sexist? Cigarettes should not be cheaper! I think the price should be higher. I strongly suggest the governor and city should ban this store.

I don't like his jerkoff face.

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Removed Review: There is a flat TV monitor showin' their Ad at the right next to the front door, the owner speaks out for the place calls Juban.

I don't like him suckin around botherin me on the TV monitor at Japantown.

I don't like his jerkoff name.

I don't like his jerkoff face.

I don't like his jerkoff talking about the FXXXin' WaGyu,
and I don't like him Jerk off.

A conversation between Dude and a Police officer, in The Big Lebowski.
I couldn't find the clip from Youtube.

WaGyu?
BullShit!!!

Kobe Beef?
BULLSHIT!!!

I know it's a good shit but so what?
I just don't get the FXXXin' Japponized "Gourmet" Shit.
I don't like the arrogant attitude.
I don't mind payin' big for a real chef's hands-on cookin' food.
But not here.
And Yaki-Niku was cheap thing.
I would rather find something cheap meat and BBQ-in' my house.

I am not just into the idea of .... those ..... WaGyu, Kobe Beef, Foie gras, ... You know what I mean?

To me, it's BullShit.
I'll pass on the WaGyu.
No thanks.

Btw, hen a, said, "same...i just like good food...doesn't have to be highest quality $$$$$$ ingredients....like that foodnetwork throwdown with bobby flay...a military cook beat bobby flay to a steak challenge with the cheapest toughest cut of meat they serve soliders...bobby flay used some super expensive high quality bone-in rib-eye that looked like it was carved out of the animal....it's all about making good food...not just about spending $$$$$$ on some sake fed kobe cow meat...."

Couldn't agree more.

Bobby Flay?
FXXX the idiot!